Santom!

Merry Christmas, everyone!

Silent Tom?

It's Tomnacious D Time!

Hail Satom!

Yesterday = Total Madness, Today = Tom Madness

Yesterday was too hectic for a Tom Update, so today you, our loyal reader(s), get a Super Double special Tom Update.


Whatchu talkin' about Thomas?


Get your hands off me, you damn dirty Tom!

Tom Is Evil Week: Day 7 - How Tom Ruined Christmas

The Horror, The Horror

As promised at the beginning of Tom Is Evil Week, I said I would include a picture of Tom that really demonstrated the depths of his evil, but I wussed out. Rather than ruin everyone's elses Christmas and scar you permanently, I've censored the now-infamous Christmas Photo. I just can't go through with it because I care about you, my reader(s). -wj

Tom Is Evil Week: Day 6

Kneel before Tom!


In good news today, Team Tom was soundly eliminated from championship playoff contention by a lowly sixth-place team that really had no business being in the playoffs in Tom League action. This is what happens to you when you're evil, Tom.

Tom Is Evil Week: Day 5

Goltom = evil.

Tom Is Evil Week: Return of the Tom

The epitome of true evil, in its most evil form: Martom Stewart

(Tom managed to knock out all of the power and internet connectivity for most of the Seattle area on Thursday night, preventing any updates. Now that Tom has been defeated and order has been restored, Tom Is Evil week continues!)

Tom Is Evil Week: Special Update

This is the greatest and best link in the world.

Tom is Evil Week: Day 3

Dr. Tom and Mini-Tom? Evil and mini-Evil.

(Wow, I just noticed the similarity between Dr. Tom and Kim-Tom-Il's outfits. They must go to the same tailor. - wj)

Tom Is Evil Week: Day 2

Kim-Tom-Il? Evil.

Tom Is Evil Week

Tom is truly evil. He has everyone thinking he's a great guy, but there is wickedness looming deep in his heart, which he carefully exposes at key times and always to his advantage... say, for instance, in a Christmas card. Yep, that's right. This year, Tom ruined Christmas.

The measure and depths of this evil will be revealed at the end of Tom Is Evil Week, when his Christmas photo is exposed for all the world to see (exposed being the key word). To be fair to my reader(s), I'm giving everyone a week to mentally prepare themselves for the scarring and trauma ahead. Be sure to have an air sickness bag handy.

Zartom Is Pleased!

Stay behind my aura!

(Only Tom could pull this look off.)

WKRP in Cincitommi

Behold the majesty of the Tomlek and his wedding tuxedo!

Jump the Tom!

Tomzie

I Love It When a Plan Comes Tomgether

If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them... maybe you can hire the A-Tom.

Nombre Magico De Tom

Señor Tom Del Oro

You are not judo but you can be judo when you want to. Your magnificent Llamada Pasada is a move which make you judo and has made you a hero to the people who live judo. Clenching your noodle-like arm across your chest, which when oiled resembles a turkey ready to be put in the oven and eaten because it is lush and moist, you throw your body to the mat and secure your overmatched enemigo’s other arm with your legs. At this point you are the master of your opponent’s spine. The only thing they can be thankful for is how close they are to your great smell and power.

To Boldly Go Where No Tom Has Gone Before

I'm certain when they said "away party," Tom missed the "away" bit and thought there would be free beer.

Our Tom Is An Awesome Tom

When He saw what had to be done

He sent His one and only son

Our Tom is an awesome Tom

He was sent from up above

To tell us of His undying love

Our Tom is an awesome Tom

When His blood shed that day

He took and washed our sins away

Our Tom is an awesome Tom

Greater is He that is in me

Than he that is in the world

Our Tom is an awesome Tom

Our Tom is an awesome Tom

He reigns from heaven above with wisdom

And power and love

Our Tom is an awesome Tom

I'll be on the Jesus Ranch if anyone is looking for me.

Tom Tom Tom Tom Tuh Tom Tom Tuh Tom

You're braver than I thought.

Got Tom?

Tom is a Nihilist. Tom believes in nuzzink.

(Nice marmot.)