Tom is truly evil. He has everyone thinking he's a great guy, but there is wickedness looming deep in his heart, which he carefully exposes at key times and always to his advantage... say, for instance, in a Christmas card. Yep, that's right. This year, Tom ruined Christmas.
The measure and depths of this evil will be revealed at the end of Tom Is Evil Week, when his Christmas photo is exposed for all the world to see (exposed being the key word). To be fair to my reader(s), I'm giving everyone a week to mentally prepare themselves for the scarring and trauma ahead. Be sure to have an air sickness bag handy.
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